The following quotations never hit the airwaves but here they are just for you: ANDY ROONEY ON SEX!1. When I was born, I was given a choice: a big pec...er and a long tongue “or” a good memory ... I don’t remember what I chose.2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.4. Impotence: nature’s way of saying, “No hard feelings...”5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - ‘don’t’. ’ I dig through the bag and take out a chain, which I hook onto her collar. I grab the bag and chain and drag her rather forcefully to my bedroom. She stumbles and falls to her knees. She knows what to do as she lays her torso on the bed with her knees still on the ground. I reach inside the bag again and pull out a riding crop. ‘Tell me now, why do you continue to sin?’ ‘I-owww!’ She cries out as I forcefully whip her with the riding crop. Her leather skirt may have protected her somewhat but. More

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